Disclaimer: This is an opinion piece. This will be one sided, much like the 2014 elections. The BJP hasn’t paid me to write this. I am still awaiting the payment.
We are only days away from the 2019 general elections, which is going to be the most expensive election with an estimated cost of 500 billion rupees. As a Hindu, as an Indian, and as a fan of Sambit Patra, it is my duty to tell you why I think you should vote for BJP in the upcoming elections.
As the Lok Sabha BJP candidate from Bangalore South, Tejasvi Surya, rightly pointed out – “If you are with Modi, you are with India and if you are anti-Modi, you are anti-India”. This election is a litmus test of your patriotism, your love for your country and your identity of being Indian. I believe this as strongly as I believe that the earth is flat.
The the biggest achievement of this government, led by our Supreme leader, Chowkidar Narendra Modi, is that over the course of 5 years, it has managed to identify the anti-national citizens in the country. Who knew 69% of the voters were Pakistani agents!
For years, we lived under the perception that the terrorists and the Naxals are the only ones against our nation. This perception has drastically changed over the past 5 years. We realized that the students studying in universities, the doctors rescuing their patients, and journalists doing their job are also against our nation. They are the true anti-nationals or you can even call them urban Naxals. Have you ever come across a government so critical about its own citizens, who are critical about the government?
It is only after this government came to power that I realised I am a Hindu. I could finally see the oppression on Hindus. I could finally understand why my school teacher had hit me for not completing the home work. He was a Muslim and I, a Hindu. Similarly, many of my friends had forgotten they are Indians. Only after singing the national anthem in the theater did they finally realise that they are Indians.
Now, when I talk about Hindus and BJP in one sentence, people are quick enough to accuse them of not being secular which is not true at all. They are the most secular party in the country right now. Remember Demonetization? Whether it was a success or a failure is secondary, what is important is that it served the purpose of unity among diversity. The 100 people who died waiting in the queue were not only Muslims, there were Hindus, Christians, Jains and others too. A true example of secularism.
Apart from Demonetization, the government took another step towards eradicating corruption – electoral bonds.
The Finance Act of 2016 made changes to the Foreign Contribution Act of 2010 through which a political party, now, can accept foreign funding without disclosing the donor. You can clearly see corruption ending with this move. Complete transparency.
The safety for women is another important achievement of this government. Our beloved Chowkidar Narendra Modi had said this before the 2014 elections – “Remember Nirbhaya when you enter the polling booth to vote”.
Since 2014, there have been zero cases of rape or any kind of assault on women. Yes, we do hear constant news about rape happening, but it is absolutely false. Infact, Vice President of Gujarat BJP, Jayanti Bhanushali, was accused of rape, but you know this news is fake because it didn’t appear on Republic TV.
All these fake news are to defame the government. Either the news portal reporting this is funded by the Congress or by ISI, or those who commit crime against women are in the 69% bracket. BJP leaders and its supporters can never commit a crime. For eg: Yogi Adityanath.
Talking about Yogi Adityanath, the young leader of BJP, he recently withdrew a total of 20,000 cases against him and other BJP politicians in UP. Can you remember any leader in the history of Indian politics who had the guts to do this? He is the real life Ganesh Gaitonde. He is the face of guts. This is what this government stands for – guts and courage.
In the field of science, the BJP leaders are not behind the renowned scientists of this country.
Satyapal Singh, the minister of state for Human Resource and Development, said that the Darwin’s theory of evolution is wrong. He justified this by saying that nobody witnessed an ape turning into a human.
Chowkidar Narendra Modi, the Prime Minister, said that there is no such thing as climate change. He said “The climate hasn’t changed, we, the humans have changed”. Biplab Kumar Deb, the Chief Minister of Tripura, said that the internet existed during Mahabharata.
This clearly indicates the potential of the Indian Cabinet and how serious they are about the scientific development of the nation. Now, it’s just a matter of time we surpass Japan. 
The big accusation by the opposition is the government’s failure to create jobs. The government has categorically denied this allegation. I stand with the government. When Vivek Oberoi, Arnab Goswami and Vivek Agnihotri can get jobs, anyone in the country can. If nothing, he can make pakodas.
As an avid watcher of films, all I ever wanted was unlimited dose of entertainment. This government has managed to keep us entertained for the past 5 years, and it is only fair on our part to vote them back, grab some popcorn and be entertained for the next 5 years again.